Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
He ʻōniʻoniʻo blonde, lahilahi a ʻōpio, a ua loaʻa iā ia nā lua pumping a me nā tona o ka ʻike. Inā makemake kāna keikikāne, hiki iā ia ke hoʻopaʻa lima i luna o kona ʻāʻī. He mea kupanaha ka mana o kona anus, ua hana koʻikoʻi ʻo ia. Ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻia ka puʻu o kāna hoaaloha, ʻo ia ka mea maʻamau e ale, a hana maikaʻi ʻo ia ma hope o ka pāpālina.
ʻAe, hana wau, no ka laʻana