ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hele wale. A i ʻole, hele wale kēia mau kaikamahine i nā wahi mākaʻikaʻi a i ʻole me nā hoaaloha, pono, e ʻimi i kahi ʻano o ka moe ʻana - hoʻokahi a lōʻihi paha, akā i kekahi manawa hele mai lākou me ka ʻole. A laki kēia - ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia i moe ʻia, akā me ʻelua mau kāne ʻeleʻele me nā kī nui. ʻO ia ka mea e huāhuā ai kona mau hoa a pau i ka wā e haʻi aku ai kēia blonde no kāna huakaʻi!
Makemake au i ke kaikamahine hoʻokahi